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Another naughty bed bug, comes in the night, eats out your women and runs off.
Now the travelling boudoir is ready, a small offering of touching stuffs. These here are the seismic implants for which I was accompanied by fine lady Toyface. Let them power up your bodily comestibles.
They can also be found on the sugary Seismic Socamerenguetek 2011 mixtape, all for you. Get it up in the parlour or wagon with this here >>> mp3 download.
Sound of the bees, as heard from the trailer of grandad’s motorcycle trailer near Willey Green village bee sanctuary, not far from London. Was actually a mix of the sound of the engine as well as the bees, but there were literally thousands of bees too..

El guitarrista se volvio loco con esta. Double speed strumming as pony-tailed Manos Susias bragged of his Vaselined playing fingers. Put it on your playing system.
Manda la abuela de vuelta a su cama que ahora llegan los tontitos y se pondran a hacer burladas.
Mambo callejero de Londres, since the spanner got lost in the blustering cosmetics compartment.
Lenta, lenta, vente paca, quiero tocar, no’s nada mas..
Open the vent! I’m coming! Smells of flowers and machine. A new allegation of shirt-lifting vipers and a fresh spree of hard tropi-con-artistry.
This is the latest breeze from sumsin sound factory. In conjunction with Pollinate Records, Pablo Franco, Oh My Honey, Kristián Travisteño, Frannie Buckles, the Blonde Barbarian and rubber-capped Milli Prince Nath. This is the creative legion behind Sumsin’s spring offer to you.
Please have:
- Nectah1 EP on Pollinate Records
- Hot Viagraphone Multimix direct from the fluffy mounds of my King Size pounding booth. Download the mp3 with the grey-colour button on this right of the player-box.
See this is as a glorious opportunity for you to “Open sesame!”.

With all my essences.
Stay close for next inventions in sound and suntan flavourings.

Pablo Franco and Sumsin please the naughty fam, Secret Garden Party.
Madness the summer. Lot of underwear went too dirty to wear again.
We had the goodest time, but back in rehab at the sanctuary place now.
But that doesn’t mean stop.
Coming soon, Sumsin and the overgrown man with donkey genitalia will be happening in London’s Secousse at Notting Hill Arts Club.
Friday 8th October, alongside DJ Mo, Secousse Sound System with Radioclit, Vamanos, Moroka, A.J. Holmes plus Kastro, and our man Toggle, sleazy eye-opener – we will do what it takes.
Specialist sound from all directions.
I will probably be playing this Destra piece. If it turns out you need to hear this loud, come and do it with us.
And if the weather is good, we’ll do a road march with our road sound like the last time. It’s working like that.
I saw this on my wanders.

Selector surveys the special offers.
¡Que feo!
Couldn’t believe it. ‘Girlies’ on the London street.
Sometime Sumsin comes filthy like Benny Hill’s Bolivian imposter, but never did a finger press for the world to see. The cloak is utmost important.

Only one bob tho still! Man came away with change from a fiver.
I believe in the more orthodox (though occult) courtship rituals.
This saucy stall made me fumble my pipe so I thought I’d shame it here on the outpost.
¡Con el motivo de erradicar estas vergonzosas escenas de nuestro mundo!
If you’re a ‘girlie’, get in touch, I’ll see what I can do to get us out of this mess.

Marvellous London stall piled high with smirkworthies and smut.
As some kind of consolation, I present this demonic installment for all the girlies out there. She’s called caramela and she like to get high.
Sweaty noche with Man Make Music and the essential London personality axis just a couple weeks back. Pablo Franco and Sumsin we powered up the thing and the people got ragged, bless your sweats. And bless the Misters Man Make Music bringing always out the fun.

More Sumsin soon this summer, at Brits Abroad and up in the Planet of Antics at Secret Garden Party.
In the meantime, I’m just sayin, some bashy Christian merengue. Very moving, make you think twice?
Was just another Thursday night. I’m leafing through the Gumtree for a manicurist, do my nails no fuss for the weekend.

Then I see “Pablo Franco, cheap nailworx – doin it for tha luv.”
No doubt, that’s my philosophy, nice neons too.
Round come Pablo, what a sight! This macho-man look like Africa from Mars.
Can’t figure him – claim say he the paperless Hispano-African on the road to a better life. Very charming still.
Turns out he’s keeping all the tools, paints and plastics in an upturned drum. So I put it to him:
“Mr. Franco, que haces con el tambor?”
Pablo say: “I make riddim, Señorito”
Before I knew, Pablo was stirring the air with a skinbeat and we whipped a new dose for the dance troupe.
Get this:
Pablo Franco ft. Sumsin – Finger Press
And now, Pablo Franco will be seen on June 5th at The Star of Bethnal Green in London for the Sumsin live pummel pass. Come!
Today, I give you the latest squawking socatek from the very base of the scrotal sack.
Spot Sumsin as you watch the video – less than a minute to find me in each location. I been all over the scenes as you’ll see.
Best viewed full screen in 720p HD:
Download it free here. And if it does you any good, share it with your fellow sinners on Facebook.